Friday, August 22, 2008

The World is Back in Balance

Rising gas prices suck. Their's no way around it. But it's not all bad. Gas prices are putting things back to the way they should be. Soccer moms are no longer driving huge 1 ton pickups. They're back in their minivans, where they should be. No longer do we see wnna be cool guys drivin jacked up trucks. They are back in their gay ass suped up honda civics where they should be. The only people that should drive trucks are those that need them. Namely farmers, construction workers, and a few others. And I hate H2s

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

99.9% of all rap songs suck huevos. Here are 5 that don't

As you may know I hate rap. I think it sucks. It's all a bunch of posers trying to convince everybody that they get action every day, right after they kill someone. Or it's about how much drugs they do and how hard there lives are. Give me a freak of nature break. Despite all of these things their are a few jams I can't resist. Here are 5 that don't Suck. These might not be my favorite rap songs, just 5 that don't make me sick.

Dre and Snoop. Aint nothin but a G thang.

Ice Cube. Today was a Good Day

Easy E. Boys n the Hood

Biz Markie. Just a Friend

Blazin Hazen. Average Homeboy

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Going to HELL!!!

I love how these signs always say Mormons.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

I totally agree

because I may be one of those Douche bags


Growing up sucks. Back in the day I was care free. Nothing bothered me. School test? No problem. No date for prom? Who cares, i dont need to go anyway. Seriously, worry free is the way to go. Those days are over. The mission ended, my life of worrying began. I now have "responsibilities". While my problems may see insiginificant to others, they are a drastic change from the carefree lifestyle that I am used to.

School. I haven't been to school in 4 years. I'll be a 23 year old freshman. That doesn't really bother me too much. What bothers me is that I'm a terrible student. I have horrible study habits. So I have to keep myself from flunking out so I dont' become a failure at life. I have something like 5 or 6 years of school to crank out. Plus I have to figure out how to pay for school. Student loan? Great, I'll be paying that off for the rest of my life.

Girls. This one stumps me. I never worried about girls before. I'm not saying that I haven't had a couple girlfriends, but I didn't work very hard to get them, or keep them for that matter. I have been on like 8 dates in my life. And that is including school dances. I suck at the dating life. Now I have to actively date and somehow one day get married. No offense, but I'd rather not be the next Mitch Poth. Not married and ridiculed in singles ward. What am I going to do? I don't even know how to talk to girls. It's sucky deal.

Work. My current job may be the first job I have found by myself. Before I always just kind of fell into jobs or have someone offer me a job. This whole go out and apply for jobs sucks. This one wasn't even that hard since I work for someone I already know. Now, when I move to Utah I have to do the whole process all over again. I hate looking for jobs. But it's a necessity of life so I deal with it.

On the other hand I only worry about this stuff for like 5 minutes a day. That's not 5 minutes a topic. That's 5 minutes total.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Things that piss me off

I have noticed lately that there are some things that down right piss me off. Most of these things have to do with the stupidity of other people. I wish people had more common sense, then I wouldn't be so irritated. So here's a list of things that have pissed me off lately. People who bring their small children to the late show of a movie. A couple weeks ago I was sitting in the theatre waing for the Dark Knight to start with my fellow blogger Mitch Poth. In walks a lady carrying a 2 year old. This is stupid on many levels plus poor parenting. This kid should not be up passed midnight in a theatre. If you can't find a baby sitter, stay home. It's called being responsible parenting. Plus this kid is not interested in batman, he's going to get tired and cranky and then start fussing. At which point I get irritated because some kid is crying while I am trying to watch a movie. It's called a matinee. Inconsiderate drivers. Idiots. They just don't get it. Example: Driving on the freeway there are two lanes. The regular lane and the fast lane. If you want to pass someone don't do it while going 1 mile an hour faster than the passe thereby taking an hour to do it. Do it quickly and get back over in the other lane so I can be on my way. It's called the hammer lane for a reason. Hammer down. Another example: Drivers that don't do the speed limit. If the speed limit is 60 with heavy traffic coming the other way making it impossible to pass, do not do 55. Next time it happens to me i may be forced to ram them. I've thought about it a few times. Or maybe force them off the road. I may have road rage. Here are a few more things that piss me off, how expensive food at arby's has become, a crappy blizzard i had at dairy queen, crappy sunday school teachers, self righteous holier than thou people, the packers didn't keep brett favre, cascade grocery no longer carries 64 oz. fountain drinks, and chapped lips.